> _Youtube is full of ads,_
>
> _spotify is full of ads,_
>
> _tumblr is full of ads,_
>
> _pinterest is full of ads._
>
> _Everything uses ai._
>
> _Every new update makes the website/app worse._
>
> _Youtube auto translates every video I want to watch._
>
> _Sometimes pinterest only loads ads for me._
>
> _Check out this new ai feature._
>
> _Here's a new update that breaks ur laptop._
>
> _Here's a new update that breaks ur phone._
>
> _Why are u complaining about ur phone,_
>
> _just get the newest iphone lol._
>
> _Join my patreon._
>
> _Join my membership._
>
> _Pay a monthly membership to get all features._
>
> _Upgrade your membership to get even more features._
>
> _Subscribe to netflix._
>
> _Subscribe to disney._
>
> _Subscribe to amazon._
>
> _Subscribe to hulu._
>
> _This content isn't available in ur country._
>
> _This content was removed._
>
> _This website was removed._
>
> _This feature only exists for apple._
>
> _U need to a WiFi connection to play this game._
>
> _This app only exists for apple._
>
> _U need an account._
>
> _We need your email to finish creating this account._
>
> _We need your number to finish creating your account._
>
> _We need your id to finish creating your account._
>
> _In order to delete your account please write an email._
>
> _In order to delete your account you need a laptop._
>
> _Oops our database was hacked and ur information was stolen._
>
> _Ur data was sold from this random website u used once 10 years ago._
>
> _Spam call._
>
> _Spam call._
>
> _Spam call._
>
> _-The inter-fucking-net somewhere I forget._
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## A day in Modernity
W: Welcome to W.
U: _(Types username and password into large device.)_
W: We're going to send a message to your W app.
U: _(Unlocks small device. Opens W.)_
W: Is this you?
U: Yes.
W: You will receive a confirmation email.
U: Opens email.
E: You need to log in again.
U: _(Types email credentials.)_
E: We're going to send a code to small device.
U: _(Keeps looking at small device.)_
E: _(Reads the code it just sent to small device and logs itself into itself.)_
U: _(Looks for confirmation email from W. Can't find it. Checks spam. Can't find it. Checks other email address E2 that U set up awhile ago to forward all emails to your primary email E. Find confirmation email from W in spam folder of E2. Apparently wasn't forwarded because spam doesn't get forwarded. Clicks "It's me" in W email.)_
W: The authentication flow is complete.
U: _(Goes to W app)_
W: You have 1 notification.
U: _(Opens notifications.)_
W: Someone logged into your W account. If this was you, you don't need to--
E: You've got mail.
U: _(Opens E.)_
E: New device detected! Do not share this E-mail. We detected an unrecognized device attempting to log in to your W account. Please review the location and device of this new login below. Review location and device.
> 💻 **Not Your Operating System** near **Your Entire Country**
E: W will never ask you to copy the link from the button below. If someone asks you this, it may be a phishing attempt, so report i一
U: _(Clicks "Verify.")_
E: You've got mail.
U: _(Checks inbox)_
E: Someone logged in to E2. If thi一
U: _(Returns to W)_
W: You've been logged out of W due to inactivity.