> _Youtube is full of ads,_ > > _spotify is full of ads,_ > > _tumblr is full of ads,_ > > _pinterest is full of ads._ > > _Everything uses ai._ > > _Every new update makes the website/app worse._ > > _Youtube auto translates every video I want to watch._ > > _Sometimes pinterest only loads ads for me._ > > _Check out this new ai feature._ > > _Here's a new update that breaks ur laptop._ > > _Here's a new update that breaks ur phone._ > > _Why are u complaining about ur phone,_ > > _just get the newest iphone lol._ > > _Join my patreon._ > > _Join my membership._ > > _Pay a monthly membership to get all features._ > > _Upgrade your membership to get even more features._ > > _Subscribe to netflix._ > > _Subscribe to disney._ > > _Subscribe to amazon._ > > _Subscribe to hulu._ > > _This content isn't available in ur country._ > > _This content was removed._ > > _This website was removed._ > > _This feature only exists for apple._ > > _U need to a WiFi connection to play this game._ > > _This app only exists for apple._ > > _U need an account._ > > _We need your email to finish creating this account._ > > _We need your number to finish creating your account._ > > _We need your id to finish creating your account._ > > _In order to delete your account please write an email._ > > _In order to delete your account you need a laptop._ > > _Oops our database was hacked and ur information was stolen._ > > _Ur data was sold from this random website u used once 10 years ago._ > > _Spam call._ > > _Spam call._ > > _Spam call._ > > _-The inter-fucking-net somewhere I forget._ --- ## A day in Modernity W: Welcome to W. U: _(Types username and password into large device.)_ W: We're going to send a message to your W app. U: _(Unlocks small device. Opens W.)_ W: Is this you? U: Yes. W: You will receive a confirmation email. U: Opens email. E: You need to log in again. U: _(Types email credentials.)_ E: We're going to send a code to small device. U: _(Keeps looking at small device.)_ E: _(Reads the code it just sent to small device and logs itself into itself.)_ U: _(Looks for confirmation email from W. Can't find it. Checks spam. Can't find it. Checks other email address E2 that U set up awhile ago to forward all emails to your primary email E. Find confirmation email from W in spam folder of E2. Apparently wasn't forwarded because spam doesn't get forwarded. Clicks "It's me" in W email.)_ W: The authentication flow is complete. U: _(Goes to W app)_ W: You have 1 notification. U: _(Opens notifications.)_ W: Someone logged into your W account. If this was you, you don't need to-- E: You've got mail. U: _(Opens E.)_ E: New device detected! Do not share this E-mail. We detected an unrecognized device attempting to log in to your W account. Please review the location and device of this new login below. Review location and device. > 💻 **Not Your Operating System** near **Your Entire Country** E: W will never ask you to copy the link from the button below. If someone asks you this, it may be a phishing attempt, so report i一 U: _(Clicks "Verify.")_ E: You've got mail. U: _(Checks inbox)_ E: Someone logged in to E2. If thi一 U: _(Returns to W)_ W: You've been logged out of W due to inactivity.