The Bable's Eye See it
The Godspel forum humbeliever, byem humbeliever, but byem humbeliever hown mean them tall tawkin all a nited kingdom pro fesor type whom sayn all em childean damn chilish things y'all felk say hup nare. Weolm believe all us either. Hell we prom ean mor harda mind in y'all when comesa bible anif anyone dawn agree lease we know whoen cometh dawn we believe in... (There is a gap on the tape here of approximately 28.80 secs.) Sat okayer shuwi traight one more time in recorma ovum gen?[^1]
Forgive me for decieving you all a little just a moment back up there.
That is not how I talk and it haint been how for some years now.
But it's how I hus to talk grown up at home.
I really don't at much of accent comb pairedem many menout their. Less I'm sicker taired then comb back.
But mostly by now aft or some years I've learned to hide it, if I try and have thenrgy in me.
Least not one like the one I typed those first sentences in up hare.
Folks take me fer funny.
But thalnt say it hwen we talk.
Thay say it hwen I tellem all bout the thengs I know from my bible I thenks funny.
Caws gadam I'm not a fool ova man but I thenk theres morn a little funny you can fine in this book.
Here swan for yall rite ear.
[^1]: Holy sic Wtf?