From:
Conversations with the L||D.
Early LD documents.
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cat << EOF
Dear ears of the Earth's readers.
Whoever has ears, let him hear.
This is god.
No no, not me.
I mean like, he's on the line.
He says hi.
No he'd rather not do speakerphone.
Says he doesn't like people to hear his voice.
Bc you'll end up disappointed no matter what.
Ok anyways, we've got time for a few questions.
What's his name?
He said it's lowercase.
He doesn't care which. He just cares that it's lowercase.
If your language only has one case, he says uppercase is fine.
Yes יהוה would be an example of that.
He says the jews are fine.
How's what pronounced?
Oh very good question.
Ok he's saying I shouldn't paraphrase this one.
Repeat after me.
No not you, could everyone一
Ok he said:
> Exactly.
> That's the joke.
> You're not supposed to.
> I am.
They're saying they don't get it.
What are his opinions on religion?
He said "fake and gay."
He didn't specify.
He said the bibles are rad though.
Yes he actually said rad.
He says:
Like radical.
As in roots.
Radicalize.
He's asking if anyone's read it.
He says it's a bible.
He didn't mention if it's a religion.
I'm gonna guess no based on the bit from before.
Ok he said he's right outtה time.
Correction: out the right time.
Correction: not in the right time.
He says he visited the wrong time.
It's sort of like a sigh.
It also means "the".
Oh the other He, ok sorry my bad.
He thought this was later.
Got confused by the dates.
The new calendar.
He said they don't have it up there yet.
"Of course they don't have it up here yet they haven't even read you yet i'm still writing it you think they're just gonna change the hol calendar of the hol 𒀭𒀭damn art upstairs bc of a sequel to the bible i'm writing after w||k && before work && on wknds when I'm feeling creat"一
They're asking "Who's they?"
I'm also hearing "Sequel how?" and "What's hol?"
And also "Which part is art?" and "What's that letter."
He said "It's an, it all is, like leaner cock hole light, they all are, and everybody, reverse respectively."
They say that have more questions.
Ok he's going.
He didn't hang up, I think he just walked away.
He didn't say if he'd be back.
Disappointed maybe.
He just said coming soon.
Mumbled something to himself.
What? No not in you, just in general.
Sounded like 'Uh man' or maybe 'Agh, men.'
And something about how ea hears you an ear lobes you.
I couldn't quite catch the last bit through all the beard.
EOF
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P.S. He just sent me an email.
It said
> Didn't express myself too well back there in the bit about lean and cock when they asked about HOL. What I meant to say was "That's why we made it be a thing down there written by a guy named yah is grateful for the mountain son or mountain sun or mountain shn or hsnh or יסנה like mountain of the moon and mountain of the sun as in fire on the mountain run boys run devils in the house of the rising sun bc шש山三曰ʃηин bc BC and CDB and that sort of thing requires Higher Order Logos i mean i love the snake as much as the next guy but imagine trying to write all that in נחש. Cheers. Λ."