## Tribes
1: ...doesn't basically every group call themselves "The Foundational People"?
0: I don't think so. What do you mean?
1: Y'know, Tribalism. It's human nature. Like the thing about how all the Native American tribes were named by the tribe next door, but they all call themselves "We."
0: Explain? Never heard this before.
1: Ok so "Apache" means "enemy." Comanche means "they fight with us." Squaw means "c\*\*t."
0: Woah what? How did that happen?
1: Well the version of the story I heard at school was something like this:
_(Narrator: The scene. Two abstract caricatures stand together, a long time ago, discussing the first hard problem of computing: Naming things.)_
> Spanish Guy _(To unknown Indian person)_: Who are those guys over there?
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> Indian Person: Those guys? They're the enemies.
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> Spanish Guy: What about those people over there?
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> Indian Person: We call them the c\*\*ts.
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> Spanish Guy: What do you and your friends call yourselves?
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> Indian Person: We.
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> Spanish Guy: Yes, you and your friends.
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> Indian Person: What?
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> Spanish Guy: What?
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> Indian Person: That's what we call ourselves.
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> Spanish Guy: What's what you call yourselves?
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> Indian Person: We.
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> Spanish Guy: Yes you.
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> Indian Person: This is turning into an Abbott and Costello bit.
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> Spanish Guy: Who?
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> Indian Person: I don't know about they. But we call ourselves "We."
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> Spanish Guy: You call yourselves "We"?
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> Indian Person: Yeah. "We the people." The Foundational People. The Important Ones. The Home Team. The Chosen Ones. All the Gods' Favorite Tribe. We're the people. That's why we call us that.
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> Spanish Guy: That's not super helpful, but thanks for the information about the enemies and the c\*\*ts.
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> Indian Person: No problem.
0: There's no way that happened.
1: Well not exactly like that, but I think it's a true story.
0: No way. Stories that funny are never true.
1: Here look:
![[we-the-people-1.png]]
![[we-the-people-2.png]]
0: No way.
1: See look, it's exactly like I said.
0: Wow, I learned something new today. History's always weirder than fiction. Anyways, where were we?
1: You said we're...
0: The Foundational People. Exactly.
1: So I said "Wait, doesn't basically every group call themselves The Foundational People"?
0: Well apparently so. But I didn't mean it like that.
1: Like what?
0: I didn't mean we're "The Foundational People" as in "The best people." I meant our people trace our ancestry back to, well, the Foundations.
1: What are the foundations?
0: The bottom. The bedrock. The [[lost+found/1/1|beginning]] of all things.