> _I'm an extremely annoying employee. I normally drive all of my bosses totally nuts. Because I won't do anything until I understand what I've been told to do. So when you tell me to do something, I start asking questions._ > -Grace Hopper --- ~ # 0: Ok 1, here's the deal. 1: Listening. 0: Everyone's wrong about everything. 1: This is "the very beginning"? 0: What? 1: You said we were going to start at the beginning. 0: Oh right. Yes, this is the beginning. 1: "Everyone's wrong about everything" is the beginning? 0: Yes. 1: How can that be the very beginning? Surely the existence of the people you claim are wrong preceded the fact of their being wr--- 0: No. I mean yes, they did come first. But they're not the beginning. This is the beginning. 1: "In the beginning, there was everyone, and everyone was wrong, about everything." 0: Precisely. 1: What is this anachronistic "everyone" wrong about, for example? 0: For example? 1: For example. 0: Computing. 1: All of computing? 0: All of computing. 1: Like, they're wrong about hello world? 0: Yes. 1: What? 0: They're absolutely wrong about that. 1: How is everyone wrong about Hello world? 0: I can't explain ALL the reasons or we'd be here all day. But for 1, 1: It's pronounced On-- 0: For one, 1, everyone gets Hello world wrong by doing it in a "language." 1: A language? 0: "Programming Languages." You've heard of them right. 1: I'm actually a professional develo-- 0: Great. They're for suckers, 1. 1: Programming languages are for suckers? 0: Not just the languages. Language communities. Language conferences. Language dot org. How to install our Language. Language files full of Language code. Dot lang files. Language commands like `Pumpkin install` or whatever the f$@k you kids do these days. Languages, 1. It's all a scam. We've got the only language we need right here. 1: English? 0: ... 1: ... 0: No. 1: Then what? ... ~ # 0: _The Shell._ ~ # 0: See that? 1: The squiggle hash? 0: Exactly. 1: What about it? ~ # 0: The Shell, 1. ~ # 0: It's already here... 1: It's already where? 0: Well, here. And also there. 1: Where's there? 0: Where the shell usually is. 1: Where's that? 0: Oh come on. You said you're a professional developer right? 1: I'm sorry I don't understand your weird riddles yet, I just got here. I could use some hand-holding at fir--- 0: Follow me. goto: [[bin/sh|/bin/sh]]