_A Love Poem to the Lean Agile Enterprise™_ --- ## Act I: Egypt - Love code. - Get job. - Go to job. - Stand-up meeting: Say what you're gonna do. - Checkout meeting: Say what you're gonna did. - Sprint Planning: Say what we're gonna do. - Retro: Say what we're gonna did. - Sprint review: Say what we really did. - Jira: Say what you're gonna do. - RFC: Say what you're gonna do. - Code: Do it. - Tests: Check if you did it. - CI: Check if you did it remotely. - PR: Ask permission to have did it. --- ## Act II: Exodus - Quit work. - Start working. --- ## Act III: Promised L& - Code: Do it. - Tests: Check if we did it. - PR: Realize code belongs in someone else's codebase. - Love code again.