Jew: Can't come in to work today boss man. Boss: Why? Jew: Cuz suck it! Boss: What the fuck did you say to me--- Jew: No no, Sukkot! It's a holiday. Boss: No it isn't. Come to work. Jew: It's real! It's a Jewish holiday I promise. Boss: What kind of holiday? Jew: Um, well, uh, we hold a lemon and shake a branch. Boss: Stop this. Jew: In a special jewish place with a special Jewish name. Boss: (reluctantly) ...what's it called Jew: A Sukkah! Boss: A what? Jew: A Sukkah. Boss: Where is it? Jew: Everywhere! Every jew builds their own Sukkah. There's a Sukkah born every minute this time of the year Boss man. Boss: Ok, happy holidays, sorry for thinking this was all made up. Jew: Happy Sukkot! 🍋🌿⛺ --- The jews truly have figured out how to hack society in all the funniest ways. Absolute cinema. I love it. --- Mark your calendars for Fukkot! 📆