First customer complaint (1750 BC) - Ea-nāṣir (π’‚π’€€π’ˆΎπ’’π’…•) - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ea-n%C4%81%E1%B9%A3ir First Bar Joke (1700 BC) - Sumerian Dog Joke - Probably a dick joke First Book (2100-1200 BC) - Epic of Gilgamesh - Nostalgic for the time before civilization. - Mentions "The time before the flood." - Explains (1) something about snake biology and (2) human mortality, using (3) a fuck up involving a plant of eternal life. - Written near Abr